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I WANT YOUR SOX
(parody of “I Want Your Sex” by George Michael)
Original Release: 1987 (by The Iceman)

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I WANT YOUR SOX
(parody of “I Want Your Sex” by George Michael)
Original Release: 1987 (by The Iceman)

There are things when you dress
That you put on your toes
There are boys who wear tubes
And girls who wear hose

If you wanna keep me warm
When the freezing cold wind blows
Don’t give me your lovin’, forget it
Just give me a pair of those

I want your socks
I want your socks

I’ll wear ‘em on my feet
I’ll show ‘em to my friends
‘Cause I like the feel
Of that dacron-polyester blend

Argyle or cotton
Wool or gold toe
When you tell me I gotta foot fetish
Then I tell ya that I’ll smell ‘em but ya still say no

I swear I won’t stretch them
Won’t pull out the threads
My puppy won’t chew them
Or rip them to shreds

Tell me, who has been putting his toes in your holes?
Have you been a patient of that heel, Dr. Scholl’s?

I want your socks
I want your socks
They’re comfortable (Socks!)
Elastical (Socks!)
They’re darnable (Socks!)
They’re made of wool (Knit It!)
But most of all
One size fits all

Socks are somethin’ that we should wear
(Socks are somethin’ that come in pairs)
Socks are thin and socks are thick
You can even wear one on your ... hand
Socks are washable, when they’re done
Socks get lost, one by one

Huh! Socks!
I need a podiatrist
Huh! Socks!
I need a chiropodist
Huh! Socks!
I need a pedicurist
Huh! Socks!
I have a bunion ooooww!

What’s your definition of dirty, baby?
When do you consider doin’ laundry?
Dontcha know I love to play footsie, baby
Dontcha think it’s time you gave socks to me
Ow!
Socks to me
P-p-p-p-p-put them on

written by Rob "Iceman" Izenberg & Mark Jonathan Davis
(C) Copyright 1986-2021 Mark Jonathan Davis / Coverage Records / World Art Supply

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from "Parody Songs For A Better Tomorrow" (2021), released April 9, 2021
Lead Vocals: Iceman
Backup Vocals: Iceman, MJD
Editing/Mixing: MJD

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Mark Jonathan Davis Los Angeles, California

Mark Jonathan Davis is a writer, comedian, and music producer in Los Angeles.

He has been writing, recording, and performing comedy songs for radio, television, and movies since the 1980's.

www.markjonathandavis.com
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