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ROGAINE
(parody of “Cocaine” by Eric Clapton)
Original Release: 1993

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ROGAINE
(parody of “Cocaine” by Eric Clapton)
Original Release: 1993

If your hair is real thin, you’ve got to rub it in
Rogaine
If it grows on your back, but you’re still bald as Kojak
Rogaine

Hey bald guy, better buy, and apply
Rogaine

You’re in the Hair Club For Men, Captain Picard got you in
Rogaine
If you can’t get laid, ‘cause you look like Sinead
Rogaine

Can’t use a comb, you’ve got chrome on your dome
Rogaine
You got glare, it’s no fair, you want hair
Rogaine
Call that Sy Sperling guy, you should try
Rogaine

written by Mark Jonathan Davis & Rob "Iceman" Izenberg
(C) Copyright 1986-2021 Mark Jonathan Davis / Coverage Records / World Art Supply

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from "Parody Songs For A Better Tomorrow" (2021), released April 9, 2021
Vocals: MJD
Music: Bill Filipiak
Editing/Mixing: MJD

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Mark Jonathan Davis Los Angeles, California

Mark Jonathan Davis is a writer, comedian, and music producer in Los Angeles.

He has been writing, recording, and performing comedy songs for radio, television, and movies since the 1980's.

www.markjonathandavis.com
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