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"Shatnered" is an all-new 2020 parody song written and performed by Mark Jonathan Davis, paying tribute to the great William Shatner!
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lyrics
SHATNERED
by Mark Jonathan Davis
Uh huh
Shatner
(William, Shatner)
Stars and ships and galaxies
Bringin' Klingons to their knees
Look at Captain Kirk!
He's an actor
He's William Shatner
(William, Shatner, Shatner)
The Red Alert's alarming, the Romulans are arming
Beaming down a landing party to the scene, lookout
There might be trouble, bring in the stunt double
Unless that alien wants to snuggle
Black pants and yellow shirt
Chasing intergalactic skirt
That's James T. Kirk
William Shatner
The master blaster
(William, Shatner, Shatner)
All this phaser firing, starship flying, Sulu's driving
Warp factor, factor, factor
He's kind of hammy, but he won an Emmy
On "The Practice"
(William, Shatner, Shatner)
Mister Spock might pinch your neck
But who's the star on Star Trek, Trek, Trek, Trek, Trek, Trek, Trek, Trek!
William Shatner
He's doing acting
(instrumental break)
Ohh energize
William Shatner
(He's Bill, Shatner, Shatner)
Always sayin' Scotty beam me up, up, up, up, up!
(He was also, T.J. Hooker)
He got tribbles on the Enterprise
Horta's uptown, what a mess
His ship is captured
But he's on a mattress, with a character actress
Gettin' action all over ... that planet
This town is full of sabotaagers
Go ahead, fight the big Apollo
Don't mind the Mugatos
Uh huh
He's hitting on ya
He's drinkin' Tranya
He'll Wrath Of Kahn ya
All this chitter chatter
'Bout the matter anti-matter, matter anti-matter
The Rocket Man
In command
Give him a big hand
William Shatner
credits
from
"The Parody Songs That Destroyed Earth" (2020),
track released October 5, 2020
(parody of "Shattered" by The Rolling Stones)
Music: Mitchell Sigman
Additional Engineering: Peter Dirado
Released: October 10, 2020
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