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WE LOVE BARNEY FIFE (NEW 2021 REMIX)
(parody of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” by Billy Joel)
Original Release: 1989 (as Guns N' Moses)
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WE LOVE BARNEY FIFE (NEW 2021 REMIX)
(parody of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” by Billy Joel)
Original Release: 1989 (by Guns N’ Moses)
“The Andy Griffith Show”
Andy Griffith on TV, Sheriff Taylor, Mayberry
Mount Pilot, North Carolina, Raleigh
Fishin’ hole, Ernest T., courthouse, Opie
Goober Pyle, Gomer Pyle (“Golllllly!”)
“Hi Barney! Hi Ope! Hey Andy, Hey Barn!
Hey Gomer! Oh Hi, Aunt Bea!”
“Hi! Anybody ready for some lunch?”
Aunt Bea in the kitchen
Lousy pickles, good fried chicken
Helen Crump, Otis drunk
Emmett’s Fix-It Shop
Criminals would come to town
Fearless Fife tracks ‘em down
His eyes would pop, his gun would drop
He’s our favorite TV cop
We love Barney Fife (“Yeah!”)
He’s the Deputy of Mayberry
We love Barney Fife (“That’s my name!”)
He upholds the law with Opie’s pa
Floyd the barber cuttin’ hair
Howard Sprague, barber chair
Barney’s job is never done
Law and order’s in his blood
His shaky gun is at your service
Catchin’ crooks makes him nervous
Thelma Lou’s official stud
Nip it, nip it in the bud
“This is Deputy Fife speakin’ and I’m armed!!!”
“Relax Barn!”
Andy played the guitar
Barney’s in the squad car
Driving Mayberry nuts
He’s a law enforcement klutz
Ticket writing everyone
He’s got one bullet for his gun
Bad guys are on the run
Book ‘em Barney, Murder One!
We love Barney Fife (“Yeah!”)
He’s the Deputy of Mayberry
Andy Griffith is our life
When the show is done
We’ll watch another one re-run, re-run, re-run
We love Barney Fife
“You better do as you’re told fella!
This is the law speakin’!”
“Hey you up there, hold it!”
“Alright, that’s all, you’ve had it!”
“Now break it up and beat it, go on!”
“Now Barney...!”
“Mayberry says thanks and happy motoring!”
written by Mark Jonathan Davis & Rob "Iceman" Izenberg
(C) Copyright 1986-2021 Mark Jonathan Davis / Coverage Records / World Art Supply
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